JACKED GRANNY

OK, WHY THE TINS? We were recently told that if we wanted Jacked Granny to make it big, we had to add preservatives to our bar....So, like …

granny's got a leeeeetle screw loose. love you, - Granny

Step 1. Unpeel. Step 2. Put bar in between jaws. Step 3. Bite down. ...repeat steps 2 and 3. love you, - Granny

Don't eat protein bars. Eat real food. 3 ingredients • 16g protein • 180 calories. Love you, - Granny

we all gotta choose. Granny chose. love you, - Granny

✅ quick question... The SIMPLEST protein bar doesn't need more than 3 ingredients to rock. Love, -- Granny

meet Cameron. Be more like Cameron. love you, - Granny

we're reluctant to share this news, but it's important everyone know. love you, - Granny

we've consulted the best mathematicians. 5 is more than 4. love you, - Granny

Love you, - Granny

Q: ...does it shrink our profits? A: Yeah, a little. Q: Is it worth it? A: You bet your sweet ass. love you, - Granny

it's literally just food. 3 ingredients • 16g protein • 180 calories JACKED GRANNY is coming soon.

DEAR OFFICES: if you would like this pyramid of pure protein in your pantry, give us a shout. hey@jacked-granny.com. love you, - Granny

🚨 for too long, the Protein Industrial Complex ("big protein bar") has lied to us. They've told us you need "whey isolate" and "vegetable …

Jacked Granny is: • 3 or 4 ingredients • 16g protein • 180 calories • scrumptious

Jacked Granny is the SIMPLEST bar on the planet. (...we're still pro-mustard, fyi). Love you, - Granny

WARNING: at this rate with protein-mania, we're like months away from putting protein in shampoo. Not everything needs to have protein in i…

CALLING ALL GYMS: if you'd like to begin stocking the simplest protein bar ever, give us a shout (...and speak up, cause Granny's right ear …

but you can always call it "food." love you, - Granny

It was recently brought to Granny's attention that her bar had fewer ingredients than a household pickle. it's an honor. love you, - Grann…

🚨🚨 Important announcement: INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Share this critical information via Instagram or TikTok. 2. Receive 1 bar (...the bar THEY …

FINALLY available. love you, - Granny